Prefers pajamas, plays a couple instruments and does nothing. ever.
Awkward as hell i am so sorry and Mark Pellegrino is my spirit animal.
ENJOY HOMESKILLINZ.!
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
(via starberryplacemats)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart
however, that’s also usually the one character that dies
i was just like “oh yay”
but then
“not so much yay”
(via lonely--mountain)
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
(via myfandom-needsme)
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
(Source: mensrightsactivist, via myfandom-needsme)
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
(Source: trixiofthesea, via lonely--mountain)
he is possibly the sassiest person alive
except that he’s not alive
(Source: holyfires, via thefandomthatblogged)
The greatest scene in all animated movie history.
I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.
I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs
probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2
(via sherlawk-stahp-it)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via jatyljarma)
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted, via sherlawk-stahp-it)
(via mywildmind)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via rory-feels-for-you-clara)
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy
This is why we don’t talk about it in public
(via rory-feels-for-you-clara)
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
(via jatyljarma)
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